RANDOM THOUGHTS: AFTER BP
Friday, 16 July 2010 13:42
After BP capped the well in the gulf of Mexico, apparently halting the flow of oil into the water, Americans waited breathlessly to see if Democrats have successfully capped vice president Joseph Biden's mouth. ... Much of the nation has been under a record heat wave this week. “How hot was it?” (Thank you class). It was so hot I saw a robin microwaving a warm to cool it office. It was so hot the possums in Indiana would only play dead on shaded roads. It was so hot a couple of Republican Congressmen said there might be something to global warming.
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RANDOM THOUGHTS: STREETS
Friday, 02 July 2010 13:25
Streets in much of old Amsterdam are named after the Canal they parallel and are easy to spot because they end in the word “gracht” for Canal. Our hotel was on the Prinsengracht (Prince’s Canal) a very nice area and the Rosegracht (Rose Canal). Then there’s the much less desirable Roetegracht (Root Canal). …
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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MISUNDERSTOOD
Friday, 18 June 2010 14:23
Misunderstood the guy who was complaining about the vuvuzelas at the World Cup. "Vuvuzela?" I said. "Didn't he pitch for the Dodgers?" Actually the state of Utah has added an option to hanging and firing squad for execution, death by vuvuzela. The annoying horns have set back the soccer in the United States by two years.
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RANDOM THOUGHTS: THE BLOWN CALL
Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:57

The blown call that cost Armando Galarraga a perfect game caused no much angst that motivational speaker Tony Robbins was seen in a bar sulking and endlessly that “Life isn’t worth living. …  After the U.S. once again killed the No. 3 leader of Al Qaeda, the terrorist organization has abolished the position. Leadership positions will now be numbered No. 2, 2a and 4.

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